DanaBurger and I(ClaireBear) have decided to start a blog, we are roommates, we live in the ghetto, we have not so great jobs, we have not so much money, but we have stories to tell. DanaBurger loves awkward situations, and I have extremely bad luck, the combination....we keep ourselves entertained. Hopefully we won't offend anyone, but I do have things I want to say.
So, here it goes, the tranny's upstairs. Our apartment is kind of ghetto, well the inside is nice, but the outside isn't nice. We can make it sound more or less ghetto by telling people where our apartment is located, either..."a couple blocks away from the Galleria"(eww sounds fancy) or "a couple blocks away from Valley View"(ewww sounds scary).
A few weeks ago, I heard a knock on the door, it was our new neighbor, he was young, very friendly, and said that he was moving in upstairs with his two younger brothers. hmmm...the next day I saw him walking by in women's clothing, thought it was a little odd, but this is Dallas, and I went to Baylor, gay men are nothing new.
A few days passed by, I should say a few sleepless nights, and after my nonstop complaining to DanaBurger we went upstairs to try to hint to the neighbors that they were being extremely loud! This time we met one of the younger brothers, he seemed to be much like his older brother...and the other younger brother also seemed to be much like the older brother...what are the odds......well anyway, I'm not sure what they are doing up there, but I think they must be practicing their runway walks for Next Top Model or learning the moves to Single Ladies between 2 and 5 in the morning. They seem like nice guys, I'm just very confused as to why they are nocturnal, and why they move around SOOO much, really, I wish I could drill a hole through the ceiling and spy on them, just for a few minutes, but really I'd just like to tell them to stop walking, stop moving, stop flushing the toilet, stop running the dishwasher, stop talking, stop waking me up, move out.
We told the apartment management about it, well not the wearing women's clothing part, they're going to be surprised with a nice little note this next week, maybe we'll give an update after they have received their little note.
That's it for now.
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